blackcockdown:

i’ll take you to the candy shop

i’ll let you lick the lollipop

go ahead girl and don’t you stop

oh

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shakeitbakeitbo0tyquakeit:

when you get a test back and realize that you read a question wrong

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HAVE YOU EVER JUST REALLY WANTED TO KISS SOMEONE BUT YOU CANT

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tupacabra:

when my mom was pregnant she would put a walkman up to her stomach and play cher’s greatest hits and she apologizes for it every day because she thinks that’s what made me gay

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pizzattack:

the only thigh gap i care about is the one you get when i spread your legs

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